{"product_id":"ridiculous-bench","title":"Ridiculous Bench","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"row description collapsible-xl active\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-12 value content\" id=\"collapsible-description-1\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"short-description\"\u003eA bona fide star in the theatre of the absurd. Go ahead, it’s OK to stare at this over-the-top conversation starter, decorated by our master artisans in a long list of fabulous details: hand-painted faux marbling, checks, dots, gold leaf, traditional Scottish tartan and Florentine papers, and floral transfers over a hardwood frame. Preposterously perfect from top to bottom, the Ridiculous Bench is supported by handcrafted and gold-lustred ceramic feet, and decked out with a sassy sash of handmade glass beaded fringe. If there’s a corner of your home that could use a little nonsense now and again, our Ridiculous Bench ought to do the trick.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"value content pid-container type-paragraph-sm\"\u003eProduct #:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"pid\"\u003e245-4602\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-attributes\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row product-attribute collapsible-xl active\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-12\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-12 value content\" id=\"collapsible-description-2\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e52\" wide, 28\" tall, 21\" deep\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row product-attribute collapsible-xl active\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-12\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-12 value content\" id=\"collapsible-description-3\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBench: poplar and birch woods, varnish and lacquer finishing, enamel paint decoration with faux marbling, checks, dots, gold leaf, traditional Scottish tartan and Florentine papers, ceramic floral transfers, handmade, hand decorated majolica feet with gold lustre, and handmade glass beaded fringe. Cushion: A reversible cushion with a floral tapestry, tomato and ochre stripe and gold moire stripe. Tufted with brass buttons and silk roses, trimmed with checked coding. Pieces may vary due to the handmade nature of each product. Handcrafted in Aurora, NY.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row product-attribute collapsible-xl active\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-12\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-12 value content\" id=\"collapsible-description-4\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVacuum occasionally with clean upholstery attachment. Dry-clean for serious stains. Dust legs with a soft, clean cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Joyner Design Group","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46300402352300,"sku":null,"price":5999.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0523\/8462\/8908\/files\/rb_4d253fc0-a9ab-436b-8e03-fa800e8a7f4a.jpg?v=1779466087","url":"https:\/\/lizajoyner.com\/products\/ridiculous-bench","provider":"Joyner Design Group","version":"1.0","type":"link"}